Chapter 80: Death’s Door is here and it’s on time, bitches! [<- said dramatically with a sense of achievement and in no way to offend any she-canines who may be reading this. . . .]

My warmest thank yous to Patreons C. Hausner, Mjkj, Maniac, B. Mottershead, Coldsnow and O. Davis for sponsoring this chapter – you are all awesome!

P.S. I wanted to find a fun gif for my above outburst and happened to stumble open this one instead. I guess its kinda the granny-school edition of this chapter 😛 D.S.

P.P.S. The next chapter is not sponsored so unless that changes over the next 12h then the next scheduled will be on the 19th (yes one day late but my aunt is celebrating her 50th birthday on the 18th so . . . deal 😉 ). However, as promised there will still be a bonus chapter popping up sometime soon ^.^ D.D.S.

I am so, so sorry everyone for this absolutely not acceptable delay, but here is Chapter 79: At What Cost? I am truly very sorry, and while I could blame it on first being locked out of my apartment building – for 3h+ 😥 – and then getting wrapped up in life-stuff, fact remains that I promised something that I didn’t deliver…

To make up for this I will do my best to release an extra chapter, outside of the scheduled releases, as soon as possible (within a weeks time at the most). The next scheduled release is the sponsored one that remains in the queue so expect it by midnight (GMT 2+) on the 12th – if it is even one minute late I’ll count it as a regular one!

Woop, woop, my first post-exams post of the semester: Chapter 78: Being Found is out – Enjoy!

A big thank you to the anonymous sponsor (who managed to shoot in a donation before this month’s Patreon funds came in) ^.^ Your continued support is amazing!

Who would have guessed – here, right on time, is Chapter 77: Falling!

Thank you S. Andreasen for sponsoring this chapter ^.^

Finally, I’ve caught up with the queue! It will however not be long-lived since the patreon sponsoring should be coming in tomorrow-ish.

Okay, “a few hours” was a bit of an understatement (it was trickier than I thought to write this chapter) but here it is at last Chapter 76: Acting Without Thinking! An all-nighter, wohoo!
A big Thank You to this chapter’s sponsor: M. McNally! Sorry that you had to wait a bit more than usual….

I had intended for this chapter to be a bit longer but when I came to . . . a certain point I really liked the irony in stopping there 😉 I might change my mind over the weekend and add the parts I originally intended for this chapter, but for now I like it like this 😛

 

 

So sorry about the delay… but here is Chapter 75: The Importance of Fining Fenris

Better late then never, no?

The next chapter is, as you know, sponsored and will be out on Friday.

I’m so sorry everyone but, for various reasons, there will be no release today. I will do my best to get the chapter out sometime tomorrow though. Naturally the chapter will be counted as a regular one, with the sponsored chapter arriving three days later.

sorry

Tada – like clockwork, here i Chapter 74: The Jig is Up!

A big thank you to my sponsors: P. Roy and Patreons Coldsnow, O. Davis and anonymous (as well as to M. McNally for the missing 1% on this chapter 😉 )

One more sponsored chapter left – hurray! After that though I have my exams so only regular chapters until June comes along….

You know how, when people arrive late, they tend to go one of two ways with their excuses? There are the ordinary – fairly straightforward ones, like “I overslept, sorry. . . .” and the extraordinary ones, like “there was this accident on the freeway and I had to help deliver a giraffe baby with nothing but a spoon”. Every once in a while you might actually get the honest ones as well, like “I knew I was going to be late, but that muffin looked so good I couldn’t bare to not buy one and savor it slowly – consequences be damned”.

Well tonight, a huge domestic fight unraveled outside my living-room window (I live on the first floor) resulting in a lot of screaming and violent outbursts. For a moment I thought one of them was going to actually start fighting and I felt obliged to keep track of the situation, so I could call the police if it escalated. It didn’t, but it took forty minutes for the two of them to calm down enough for me to be able to continue writing….

So, a bit late, here is Chapter 73: A Tricky Situation – enjoy!
This chapter was sponsored partially by an anonymous sponsor and partially by some of my Patreon patrons: Krakatal, mjkj, M. Lo, B. Mottershead and hasenpelz. THANK YOU!!

Tired beyond belief, here is Chapter 72: Impatience – enjoy!
Thank you yet again to the anonymous donor who has sponsored this chapter – you are awesome! ^.^

Two warnings. 1) this chapter is a little bit shorter than usual but I will compensate in the next chapter. 2) I’m haveing trouble spelling my own name right now so no proofing has been done on my part – wait until tomorrow to read if you’re picky 😉